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Lazy, sloppy, RPG

This is one of the most poorly put together games I have seen in a long time, it amazes me that it even made the front page. As soon as the game loads up you witness the confusing and dull menus, with some duplicate icons representing two completely different menus.

Once you enter the game you are given two nice walls of text, honestly I can't comment on that because it was too much too care for. Then, you see a brief cutscene consisting of basically the one enemy you fight for the first half hour of the game open a box with you locked inside, and you are then set free to THE ENDLESS DESERT. The background never changes, whether you choose to fight in a village or a forest, its always the blank desert with the same one enemy model. Speaking of models, your own model is so terribly lazily put together, the artist clearly didn't give you legs because he didn't want to animate walking! Even the enemy(s) barely has legs.

Now, you finish a level (by standing still and repeatedly pushing U or Space) and are put into a small tutorial on how to level up, equip items, and buy a skeleton helmet with your own US dollars. Wait, what, you want me to PAY...money...to get extra items? Oh boy, now that's a real treat. The author of the game states that he couldn't find a sponsor and decided to put in a "donation" system. Well, maybe if the game wasn't so terrible it would have gotten sponsored, hmm?

Now, this game is not the MOST terrible game in the world, its just a work of laziness. There are plenty other problems I left out as well (One audio track, terrible magic, etc.), I dont have enough energy to mention them. I just wanted anyone who thought that this might be a top notch game that there are many better things to be playing. I hope.

OneExtraGames responds:

Well, clearly you've only played for a very SHORT time.
This game does not have only 1 background but 4.
This game does not only have 1 enemy but 16.
There is not only goblins but also wizzards later in the game.
We don't have enough energy to mention all the features here.

What about SERIOUSLY playing a game before rating it?

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