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Total Medals Earned: 219 (From 74 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,365 Points

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/7/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
FREE WILLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

Sydney Shark

HH65Dolphin Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
AirbusA380 25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk 25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli 25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight 25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet 25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver 25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket 25 Points Nuke Sydney
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane 25 Points Take down the sailplane
UFO 25 Points Take down the UFO
Zeppelin 25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/525 points)

take care of the trees

A Blocked Path Unlocked 5/25/12
5 Points
Talk to your brother.
Home Sweet Home Unlocked 5/25/12
5 Points
Try to enter the house.
It's Dangerous to go Alone Unlocked 5/25/12
5 Points
Get the axe.
Pull it! Unlocked 5/26/12
5 Points
Pull the switch.
Fire and Brimstone Unlocked 5/26/12
10 Points
Burn down all the houses.
You Win..? Unlocked 5/26/12
25 Points
That was a weird game.
Shameless Self Promotion 5 Points Visit my world wide website.
Side Effects Include.. 5 Points Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Mr. Literal 25 Points Cut down all of the trees.

Medals Earned: 6/9 (55/90 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 2/18/10
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall Unlocked 2/18/10
50 Points
Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

The Room Tribute

The Johnny Unlocked 9/3/10
10 Points
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Destroyer Unlocked 9/3/10
25 Points
Smash EVERYTHING.
Payback Unlocked 9/5/10
25 Points
It's a bitch.
Pusher Unlocked 9/3/10
25 Points
Push the hardest.
Rainmaker Unlocked 9/5/10
25 Points
Make it rain!
Runner Unlocked 9/3/10
25 Points
Win the race.
The Machine Unlocked 9/5/10
50 Points
Activate it.
Nastwich 10 Points Make a nasty sandwich.
Best Friend 25 Points Best your friend.
Bookworm 25 Points Read EVERYTHING.
Bugged 25 Points Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
The Room 25 Points Find it.
Perfect Drug 50 Points Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Quarterback 50 Points Make a perfect pass every time.
Receiver 50 Points Catch the ball every time.
Unsee 50 Points See everything you shouldn't see.

Medals Earned: 7/16 (185/495 points)

The Sagittarian 2

Sage is into necrophilia? Unlocked 3/8/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
What men think they are. Unlocked 3/8/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Death at a funeral. Unlocked 3/8/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gambling fever. Unlocked 3/8/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The weakest link. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boned. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Haha! Roosters is dumb! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Prolly not gonna make it. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The human punching bag. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A man in the wilderness. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fuckin' 'Merica! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/11 (45/140 points)

The Sagittarian 3

Whoa, whoa. Unlocked 7/18/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
BFG NOOB Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boob Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cashews Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Haha! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heavy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motorhead Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oh no! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
PyroNecro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Santacide Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shane Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shooter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
These Bikers Suck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thunderdome Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fried Jesus Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headshot! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tough Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bayou Billy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
HamBerger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Popular Mechanics Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Woo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/21 (10/205 points)

Theia

Bubba Slap Unlocked 3/3/10
10 Points
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Piggy PWN 10 Points Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Gotcha 25 Points Be an easy target!
Lame Score 25 Points Come on, you can do better than this!
Spider Food 25 Points Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
Great Score 50 Points You've done well my child
Scare the Boss 50 Points Even tough guys can run away
Beat the Game 100 Points Save Theia!
God Score 100 Points The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Piggy Wiggy 100 Points Meet the final boss

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

TW. The Purple Menace

Level 01 Unlocked 3/15/11
5 Points
Level 01 completed
Level 02 Unlocked 3/15/11
5 Points
Level 02 completed
Level 03 Unlocked 3/15/11
5 Points
Level 03 completed
Level 04 5 Points Level 04 completed
Level 05 10 Points Level 05 completed
Level 06 10 Points Level 06 completed
Level 07 10 Points Level 07 completed
Level 08 10 Points Level 08 completed
Level 09 10 Points Level 09 completed
Level 10 10 Points Level 10 completed
Level 11 25 Points Level 11 completed
Level 12 25 Points Level 12 completed
Level 13 25 Points Level 13 completed
Level 14 25 Points Level 14 completed
Level 15 25 Points Level 15 completed
Level 16 50 Points Level 16 completed
Level 17 50 Points Level 17 completed
Level 18 50 Points Level 18 completed
Level 19 50 Points Level 19 completed
Level 20 50 Points Level 20 completed

Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/455 points)

untouchable

Bullet Time Unlocked 3/2/12
5 Points
Obtain and use the Untouchable Drive.
Crash Course Unlocked 3/2/12
5 Points
Destroy an enemy by ramming into it with your ship.
Kamikaze Unlocked 3/2/12
5 Points
Crash into an enemy, destroying both yourself and the enemy.
Electrocuted Unlocked 3/2/12
10 Points
Destroy SKYNET
Super Stylish Unlocked 3/2/12
10 Points
Get a combo of 12 or higher.
Unwound Unlocked 3/2/12
10 Points
Destroy Blendo
Fox Two 10 Points Obtain the seeker launcher and fire it at a hostile target.
Blammed 25 Points Destroy Alvin the Tank
Blindsided 25 Points Destroy the final boss
Experienced 25 Points Score 120000 points in one game.
Immunity 25 Points Gain a shield that protects your ship from damage
Expert 50 Points Complete the game with at least 3 credits remaining.
Survivor 50 Points Complete the game.
Untouchable 100 Points Complete the game with a single ship.

Medals Earned: 6/14 (45/355 points)